Good news! heart it / hate it (hihi) is on break, and will no longer be monopolizing precious minutes (or hours) of your day. But don’t fear. Hihi will be back someday soon, but right now I have a job to do and a wedding to plan.
What’s better than buying soda by the gallon instead of by liter? The answer: Nothing. Absolutely nothing. At Costco, you can walk into the store and buy a 3-lb block of Colby cheese and nobody’s gonna stop you today, buddy. Ahh, the power.
Nothing says American better than driving from home, walking 10 feet into a supermarket, pushing a shopping cart back and driving home. Unless that car is a Hummer, and that shopping cart is filled with 20 lbs of meat from Costco and 12 gallons of Cola. Sure there are millions of people starving in other countries, but F— it. You need a 2 lb Apple pie to share with your best friend. I hate you, Costco.
Weddings are a beautiful occasion where one gets to watch two people in love seal the deal. It’s also beautiful occasion for single men to pick up women (just ask Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson). Not to mention, there’s free food, and if you’re lucky, free drinks. What more can you ask for?
A marriage is an all-day event celebrating the success of a relationship for two people who are clearly so self-absorbed that they have to spend thousands of dollars throwing themselves a party. The ceremony is long, the attendees are drunks and weddings force you to spend exorbitant amounts on gifts and travel. Ever heard of eloping? Come on.
Who wouldn’t want to take a Shot at Love with Tila Tequila?* The Myspace maven has garnered public attention and fan adoration over the past few years due to her reality TV show “Shot at Love”.
*Just ask Shawne Merriman, who took a Shot at Tequila in 2009 and was arrested for battery
Anyone that built their fame starting from a Playboy photo shoot has some reasons to be hated. Plus, this vapid vixen also claimed that bisexual marriage was “because of me“. So, take that for what you will.
What’s not to love about traveling on the company dime? Airfare, hotel, maybe a conference or a few high-profile meetings? Even if you don’t heart airlines, company travel can still be fun!
There’s never much time for fun on a company trip – you just get a mere taste of the new city you’ve been dropshipped into before you’re back on a cross-country red-eye flight back home.
